awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

fuckyeahraimispiderman:

Still the best Spider-Man villain one-liner

(Source: robertdowneyjrs)

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat)

petcanadian:

pros and cons of wearing your pjs all day

pro: you can fall asleep anywhere and already be ready

con: nothing, why do we ever wear anything else

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

(Source: reshipped)

(Source: gold-kushkloudz)

ladygagarbage:

I’LL NEVER GO THROUGH THE FRAN DESCHER TAG AGAIN 

ladygagarbage:

I’LL NEVER GO THROUGH THE FRAN DESCHER TAG AGAIN 

(Source: the666club)

paego:

animedley:

rosaparking:

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS IS SUCH A JOKE LIKE WHATS NEXT??? STRAWBERRY SLICES ON RIBS??? PEACHES ON FRIES?????? CHERRIES IN LASAGNA????

SEQUIN MILKSHAKES???

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BOW TIE FRENCH FRIES????image

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my favorite movies ~ Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) - Director: Chris Columbus

My first day as a woman and I’m getting hot flashes.

(Source: fionagoddess)

awwww-cute:

Dog with a heart of gold

awwww-cute:

Dog with a heart of gold

skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

mileecyris:

"youre old enough to make your own appointments"image